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Top 10 funniest chat up lines off the Turks!!!

Discussion in 'Talk about Turkey' started by kusadasigirl69, Jan 9, 2005.

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  1. 1. darling are you tired youve been running through my mind all day
    2. nice legs what time do they open!!!shocking!!!
    3. are u real???
    4. oh my god you are so beauiful your breaking my heart!!!
    5. would you like to see my stamp collection lady???
    6. i will miss you like i would miss water in a desert!!!
    7. come with me i will show you some turkish delight!!
    8. you look like jennifer lopez!!!yeah right!!!
    9. how many camels can i buy u for???
    10. baby girl i can see your nipples!!!rude!!!
     
  2. Croushy

    Croushy Fan

    lol i have one more "if u dont kiss me ull break my heart!"
    ha ha ha
     
  3. lol!!! come evryone put ur fave ones up!!!or the funniest cheesiest ones!!!
     
  4. Croushy

    Croushy Fan

    ok i ll think about it!!! :p
     
  5. Croushy

    Croushy Fan

    " i had a problem at my job today, i dont have money for paying drinks @ bar street tonite. Ill stay at home. Do u want to go with me?"
    ha ha ha ha
    2. nice legs what time do they open!!!>>> did someone really tell u that? omg!
     
  6. janie

    janie Explorer

    someone actually once shouted at me "baby are u a spice girl coz i want to make u a mama" laughed all the way down the street!
    doncha just love em?!!!
     
  7. Sonny

    Sonny Fan

    I used to say that
    Can I show you something you have never seen before ?(JOKINGLY OF COURSE)-
    but nice legs what time do they open is the best ....
     
  8. janie

    janie Explorer

    has it ever worked?
     
  9. Sonny

    Sonny Fan

    yes with a laugh :) and i actually never expected it to work ....
     
  10. thats ones been sed to me a few times but not a gorgeous handsome starnger it was a fat man of about 50 who said it to me in the bazzare!!! iv also had the spice girl ones which are a bit outdated worst one was when they called my mum princess diana!!!
     
  11. Hande

    Hande Fan

    -You broke my heart (because I didn't talk to him :D )
    -I'm here for 1 month now and I still don't have any friends... do you want to be my girlfirend? :huh:
    -(he talked to me in turkish saying he would like to get to know me, I answered in german saying I don't want to and he shouted to his friends:) Oh no! She's a tourist! What shall I do now?? :lmao:
     
  12. Andrea

    Andrea Member

    they do come up strange ones like, i had the one bout no friends do u wanna be my girl for 2 weeks.
     
  13. Croushy

    Croushy Fan

    Yeah i had it 2! do u wanna be my girlfriend for all ur holidays? dont worry ill be faithful durin all this time (too hard, guy!)
     
  14. Andrea

    Andrea Member

    they will go with ya but another 10 girls on the go as well. its as well they hot and lovely people
     
  15. Croushy

    Croushy Fan

    yes n thats y theyre maybe faithful to me durin 2 weeks, n me... NOT!!! ha ha
     
  16. Andrea

    Andrea Member

    ye me as well until the sexy fella got married.
     
  17. Croushy

    Croushy Fan

    Yeah Andy Lets Enjoyin The Party N Make Them Crazy!!!
     
  18. Andrea

    Andrea Member

    thats rite the whole holiday is crazy
     
  19. Judy

    Judy Fan

    yea croushy that one bout the kissing is so true. you get it so much when you walk through the shops. When me and my mate went shoppin i had someone who liked to walk me down the street trying to get a kiss it was so funny. And my mate got dragged into one shop at one stage its funny like.
     
  20. Andrea

    Andrea Member

    i forgot that bit judy, bout me bein pulled into the back of the shop
     
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